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consider three apples. now consider what "three" means in the absence of any apples, a three totally divorced from quantity. and consider that when you aren't looking, the numbers fuck each other

love the word faggotry it sounds like pageantry. and isn't it

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

oh like i’m gonna listen to a giant sentient crystal

the comedy of zenos popping up at the imperial palace happy to throw hands with his genetically-modified, ascian-occupied body, all while simply being in a random elezen’s flesh suit, and then elidibus seeing him and choosing to leave instead of having to fight this crazy bastard? insane, 10/10, incomparable storytelling

The Scions of the Seventh Dawn are a great group of characters because they’re canonically a bunch of weird postdocs, the two kids they adopted, an admin assistant with probable mafia connections, and an angry himbo, and they all freeload off of their only employable friend (you)