soul to soul connection

your mom didn’t let you chill in the womb for 9 months so you could degrade women

for someone who is fully content hanging out alone I have a huge want of being someone’s most favorite person in their life. 

I asked a freshman for a high five today as I walked past him in the hallway and after he gave me one I laced our fingers together and said “we’re dating now love u bae” and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a boy look so fearful and confused before in my life

Two years later and I still haven’t had a single actual conversation with this kid but any time he sees me in the hallway he goes “hey bae”.

my aesthetic is that time on icarly when spencer signed up for a dating website and his self introduction was just a sixteen minute video of him eating cereal with no talking or anything

Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano.

why is nobody talking about this