Blithering Nonsense

I have, on average, 2.5 abortions per day. And you may be thinking, “Wow, you must be really promiscuous!” But you’d be wrong. It’s immaculate conception. And you may be thinking, “Hold on a minute! ‘Immaculate conception’ is the doctrine that says Mary was free of all sin from the moment of her own conception, not the doctrine that Jesus was conceived without a human father! That one is known as ‘virgin birth!’” And you’d be right, my little theologian. But both things apply. It’s immaculate conception AND virgin birth, or should I say, heh heh, “virgin abortion.” Every time. On average 2.5 times per day

Just found this chapstick I used to eat when I was a kid. It was delicious. It still is and also it's probably super expired but it works pretty well tbh feels nicer than brand name chapstick. People often stumble into friendships without intending to but as those relationships continue and once they begin to take on a real or imagined sense of permanence intentionality emerges and there is I think a difference between loving people due to happenstance and loving people intentionally and both things have their place but I hope that the people I care about know that I love them on purpose. I’m not as good at expressing affection as I used to be. I honestly think that some of the best chapsticks I’ve ever used have been the shitty children’s lip balms that are like starburst flavored or crayon-shaped things that I found in my childhood bedroom after they sat in a basket for a decade+. They were mostly party favors or something. I think about the Yellowstone Supervolcano a lot but not in a scared ah oo what if it erupts woooaooaoao!!! kind of way I just think it’s awesome in the classic and literal sense  of the word

Every time I start feeling like a weird and confusing situationship would make life more interesting I add more hyperlinks to my 22k word worldbuilding doc

they never should have CORIed me I’m shitting in public schools you’ve never even heard of

A lot of people think 9/11 was a terrorist attack but actually this kind of thing used to happen all the time because skyscrapers are too reflective and planes can’t tell that that’s a building and not just more sky. It’s really sad actually and a lot of planes died that way before TSA was invented to capture, tag, and release planes after conditioning them to become self aware enough to recognize their own reflections. Don’t even get me started on windmills

I’ve been learning some cool new social skills by watching The Boys