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The obviously manipulated quote at the bottom is making me cackle

This is sooo adorable!

i love cats you’ll hear them make a sound and go check on them and they just have a toy you haven’t seen in a year and a half. where were u keeping that little buddy

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you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

we're up all night to get yucky

I know my cats genuinely enjoy my company because they have very different body language when they just want to cuddle versus when they're buttering me up because they're about to ask me to do something for them, and their poker faces are not good.