Just be a queen, honey

LMAO

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”

lisa frankenstein is for the people who harbor beef with how the plot resolved in corpse bride

IT

FUCKEN

WIMDY

“couldn’t this be an email” is the most 24yo thing grover has ever said, A+, no notes. so true king

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

Pokemon Heritage Post

Can't imagine what it's like to consume media like a normal person. To discover something you enjoy, go oh i loved that, then just move on and not spend the next 6 months of your life literally thinking about nothing else.