Quick overview for those who have never played Dispatch:

In this AU Impulse works as a superhero dispatcher, someone who analyzes a team’s strengths and weaknesses and answers distress calls by the sending the hero most suited to the job. However, he’s been assigned to the Hermit Program, a team of former villains trying to become heroes. To say the least, it’s like trying to herd cats and the office and comm lines are always in chaos when the Hermits show up to work.

Gem: Oh, you have like your, your, your ankle on your knee?

Etho: Exactly, yeah

Gem: Your ankle's on your knee, okay, yeah

Etho: This is kind of me right now

Gem: This is you

Etho: Some- something like this

Gem: Uh-huh. Boy, you'd fit right in in guess the build

Etho: Yup (laughs)

Gem: (laughs)

Etho: With, with Skizz, right?

Gem: Yeah, okay, yeah, chat I think, I think, well, I think that's typical

Etho: Uh-hum

Gem: We'll diagnose that as typical

Etho: Does it mean something or what?

Gem: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean anything. They're just curious

Etho: Yeah. Yeah, you reposition all the time, otherwise you get sore

Gem: Okay, follow-up question from, again from the chat, has nothing to do with me. If you were to have like your dream couch, okay, in your house. What color is the couch?

Etho: What color is the couch? Well it's gotta match the place

Gem: Well yeah, but like your dream couch. Like the whole room maybe is coming together or whatever. What's the couch color?

Etho: Boy, that's a hard question

Gem: I know, it took Grian a while to answer this one

Etho: It's not like, it's not like a great answer. But it would probably be brown of some sort, just, just 'cause I don't know. I don't feel like couches should be like a feature?

Gem: Oooh, okay

Etho: More like background, right?

Gem: Yeah, no, I agree, and I do - brown is good, very natury

Etho: And like if you get a white couch. Someone - you invite someone over, there's gonna be stains

Gem: If you had said white. No, nuh-uh, no it can't be white. Well -

Etho: What's, what's your answer on that one?

Gem: Green

Etho: Green like a forest green kind of thing?

Gem: (overlapping) Like a dark green. A dark - maybe like an emerald or olive, something very deep, sprucy colored

Etho: That's a good choice 'cause that's kinda like a brown, like it's a, it's a neutral color, right?

Gem: Yeah and not like lime green, that, that'd be crazy, that'd be wild. It's gotta be still natury

Etho: Uh-hum

Gem: That's my dream. Chat, are you satisfied now? We've got our answer (laughs)

Etho: (laughs) This is what you put up all day with, weird questions like this Gem, okay

Gem: They take after the streamer, really

Etho: Right

Gem: Yeah. Yeah, I, I agree with your diagnosis, chat, I agree. I think we already knew that, but I agree, I concur

Etho: Okay now I gotta pull up the chat. What are they saying? What is this diagnosis?

Gem: (laughs) Well it's pride month Etho, so. You know there's just certain answers

Etho: You can tell by how someone sits?

Gem: No, no, no. You can't actually, to be clear. But me and Lizzie were in a call the other night and we were both sitting a certain way. And then the dads were both not sitting that way. So we started to make jokes

Etho: Were they cross-legged?

Gem: That maybe there's a correlation. No, the dads were sitting like proper in an office chair. Just normal, like feet planted, arms just on the desk, just normal sitting. At least you've got one leg up, a little bit of spice

Etho: No, no, both legs, both legs

Gem: Oh, both legs and right, both legs. Both - wait, you're cross-legged basically?

Etho: Uh not - like the legs are on top of each other, I guess

Gem: So like ankle on knee, but both, both ankles on your knee. Both ankles are on the knees

Etho: (overlapping) One, one, one ankle under knee, one on top of knee

Gem: Oh

Etho: Folded together, you know

Gem: Okay, alright. I see

Etho: What do they call that? Crisscross? Hmm

Gem: They're saying crisscross. Pretzel style