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I love my dark brown eyes I feel like they protect me from mind readers

if vampires can't come inside without permission does that mean that you can just keep riding that thang and they can't um . yknow

Reblog to edge a vampire

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

MA'AM.

[something, something] … practicing safe sucks.

Okay, yeah, I'll reblog that

get you a man who will stick his head deep into the gaping wound in your stomach and tear your uterus apart with his teeth

Twilight Heritage Post

I really feel like Jacob kissing Bella with no warning or consent should've been addressed more than it was

Life and Death: woah I’m trans

Every Twilight Rewrite: woah I’m gay

charlie swan takes renesmee fishing and turns around to find her chewing on the head of a live fish

Twilight Heritage Post

can i talk to you in the woods about something