Fat Vamp Cat

Because she loves Edward Cullen. Because she is unbearably obsessed with him. Because she is recklessly devoted to him. Because she is hopelessly haunted by him. Because she is embarrassingly fixated on him. Because she is tenderly besotted to him.

Bella: I can't believe the chemistry teacher quit in the middle of class! He totally just freaked out! I thought he was going to have a heart attack.

“You’re asking me about the weather ?”

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Bells(non-binary Bella)/Jasper - Tags: Out of character Bella, Protective Jasper, Jasper needs a hug, Alice & Jasper are not mates, Alice & Bella are friends, Slowest of slow burns, I promise this is Jasper/Bella y’all just need to be patient, Trust me to deliver good food

The Year of the Vampire : https://archiveofourown.org/works/84806996/chapters/223821731

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Bella/Marcus - Tags: Edward bashing, Bella with a backbone, Eventual smut

“You created the girl you wanted to see and projected her onto my silence, but that’s not me.”

In My Dreams : https://archiveofourown.org/works/54279460/chapters/137463640

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Bella/Alice - Tags: No Edward, Fluff, Makeover, Mild Sexual Content, Alice and Bella are girlfriends

“If I had it my way the rainy Saturday day would be spent curled up inside with a mug of tea - but I was in a relationship with Alice Cullen and with Alice ‘my way’ somehow always ended up with us doing whatever she wanted.”

Carlisle: Rosalie, why are we here now?

Rosalie: Jasper and I wanted to discuss Bella joining the family

Jasper: We have concerns

Edward: Oh? Do you?

Esme: Edward, let's at least listen

Rosalie: She's going to throw the whole vibe off!

Jasper: Especially when we've spent the better part of a hundred years curating The Cullen Brand

Carlisle: What brand?

Rosalie: The luxurious, dark and mysterious but still sexy family that's worth our weight in vintage jewelry and Victorian architecture

Jasper: And I'm not going to let Little Miss Flannel Fanny tear it all away!

I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.

Fandom is not trends.

Fandom is a cross between a library and having a slumber party with your friends.