gosh!

coffee isn’t enough I need the ability to pause time for a week-long nap or just slow everything else down so I move at 500% relative speed or to be struck by lightning or bit by a radioactive hummingbird or something

eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

i think my problem is that when i’m doing an activity with a friend they’re thinking “i am having fun. this is fun.” but i’m thinking “we are tying the strings of fate we are forming a powerful bond that will last eons”

can't believe that pompeii by bastille is over ten years old now. but I guess if you close your eyes it does almost feels like nothing changed at all

i work at the isekai protagonist factory, they put me in a big old truck and tell me to drive full speed into teenagers

omg fr

literally every day i say to myself “wow i’m having a really bad one today” like girl i think this is just your life.

"Not my circus, not my monkeys" is Cody every time he sees Anakin and whole 501st doing anything