Valentina

We did it, white people found a way to be racist with dogs

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

i made an “evil sim” or at least the closest i could do to it, shez materialistic, self-absorbed, gregarious and self-assured. all she does is train her skills and fuck

probably bought that robe on aliexpress

her house looks like a taco bell

it is

im glad fallout 4 was set in massachusetts cause for once i got to agree w/ all of the facebook comments about a postapocalyptic videogame looking exactly like the current day location it’s set in

there’s not 100 people smoking weed

the bartender asks you to pay halfway through your drink, but you can just get up and leave and he’ll just watch you leave and say nothing

Jesus Christ every time I think I know what Homestuck is something like this happens

Other fun ones: -Sliding along the walls/ceiling when a spot can’t be accessed by walking -N64 music is constantly lurking around -When a character slaps another character or object and it goes flying somehow -Ed Edd and Eddy sound effects

-When an upright character moves into a shot but their legs are still subject to ragdoll physics so even though their torso has stopped moving, their legs are jiggling wildly

An ogre fights with an introverted robot.

nice self insert fic, dweeb

you realize this makes you the ogre now