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"Woah, why we getting at me for this? Have any of you guys heard how Phenomaman talks to the new Dispatcher?" Sonar said, trying to talk over the voices of the other members

This caught Robert's attention, as well as the rest of the team, both from curiosity of Phenomaman's apparent behaviour and to see how Sonar would attempt to justify his own actions.

"What has he been saying?" Robert asked.

"Well, anytime I'm in the break room, that newbie is usually on lunch. Anyways, I keep seeing Phenomaman hovering around them on our break, and I'm not joking when I say this- but he called them breedable," Sonar shared, barely pausing for breath while he had their undivided attention.

"Wait- he said that?" Malevola asked in disbelief. "Phenomaman, what the fuck, dude?"

Phenomaman's intercom has been silent the whole time during the arguing, so he was slightly startled when Malevola addressed him.

"Oh? I meant no ill intent. They just have a sturdy figure that could give birth to many young," he replied, as if his answer would satisfy them.

There was an awkward silence for a second before everyone suddenly spoke.

"You talk about them like they're a farm animal, big guy," Invisigal remarked.

"Whoever your old PR is, they need a raise, baby," Prism quipped in.

"Rule one, buddy, never comment on someone's weight. Quickest way to start a fight, and not the fun kind!" Punch Up added.

"Fine if it's a kink thing. But also, how are you getting away with this? Are they not reporting you?" Flambae asked, surprised at the lack of HR involvement.

"Saw him poke their stomach too!" Sonar added, added fuel to the fire as the attention was now completely off of him.

"On Urgot-52dc-" Phenomaman begun.

"Yeah, yeah, big guy. Rubbing someone's belly is considered okay on Ingot or whatever," Malevola cut in.

"If a man touched my stomach, I'm touching his face with my fist," Prism added too.

Robert sighed, the constant overlapping of voices giving him a slight migraine.

"Okay, stop! Discussion over, let's get back to work," Robert said, seeing that the conversation was just going to keep going for the rest of the shift, and possibly whole week, if he didn't intervene.

"And you, Phenomaman. Don't touch or make comments about someone's weight, okay? It's considered rude and it's harassment. You're lucky they haven't reported you yet." Robert's tone was serious, not up for discussion over it.

"Ah... you are right, Robert Robertson. I should apologise. Would a gift basket suffice?" Phenomaman asked, tone a bit quiet as he was unsure of how everyone would react.

"Feeder," Flambae said without hesitation.