i haven’t met all of me yet

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

computer. show me pictures of snoopy

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

dies in your arms for attention

I have GOT to stop spending $30

when u see a mutual u haven't seen in ages in ur notifs like omg I've pleased you again never leave me

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

shine normal like a plain rock

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you