i haven’t met all of me yet

stone top hits rock bottom

even masturbation is dull now like omg whatever i GUESS i’ll do this…there’s not much else to do

Shane’s head smashing into the headboards and he’s yelling fuck Ilya harder!!! Meanwhile Ilya’s heart rate is 182bpm and he’s like fuck Shane I have a cramppp

are shows and movies allowed to be subtle and ambiguous anymore..... is that still allowed or does everything have to be a patronizing hand holding session. just wondering

Don't forget that mouths are also for fingering! Just poke and prod around in there as much as you want!

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

People saying "gay panic" to mean "blushing and flustered for gay reasons" or whatever makes me feel so old and out of touch lmao. Can't believe they gentrified hate crimes.

I’m sad 😔 boys show shaft

writing hollanov like "shane was fucking ripped. it didn't matter. it didn't change anything. but he was fucking huge"

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*