normal woman

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

while i do enjoy 'blatantly obvious lies as a bit' as much as the next gal, i will always break keyfabe if someone needs clarification, because i know it can be hard to parse a joke sometimes, especially via a text-only medium

giving my dog the beer that makes it talk

last night we let the dog talk

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

every time an American says "Legos" my ears spin around and fall off

growing up in Canada (and as far as I know this is also generally how it's used in Europe) we treated "lego" as a collective like "rice" or "water". every time I hear someone say they're "playing with legos" it sounds like "eating a bowl of rices".

going on the internet and pointing out that Americans are actually the ones doing something weird has had the standard results

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs