Imagine losing your place on the heart transplant list to prince philip only for him to die like 2 weeks later

Just dust it off it's probably still good

ten second rule

It’s always a good thing when cops just add on that they can and will disappear you.

direct action

against what

the real houdini

date of origin: 4th of april, 2015.

Happy Easter everybody

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

OBSESSED with the fact that there’s a redditor out there who calls themselves “PISS BOT” but carries themselves with the unflappable politeness of a confused Victorian gentleman. 

wtf uma musume is an isekai for dead racehorses????

Maybe I should use my powers for evil just a tiny bit.

A little villainy here and there.

As a treat

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

His stupid little hat jingling away

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

This is the reason why I'm still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.

Lots of names started out as “son of [x]” or “the guy who makes [y]” and I for one think that should mean you can pick your own last name any time you like but it has to be literally accurate.