Where Did I Go Wrong?!

you fucking suck at burger

Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America

Ive got an idea

Mr Arson bestie, I'm excited to hear it

im not mentally ill i just need to catch whoever the fuck keeps putting dirty dishes in my sink and kill them. and then ill get to function normally

alice i have bad news :(

hey whats up

CONTAINMENT BREACH!

wtf i had a dream last night that i was obsessed with learning about man-made objects that had wound up in space one way or another and every article or infographic displayed the bounds of space, as in the outer edge of the universe and the only thing beyond that was king tut? like it would either just be his name or a graphic of the sarcophagus staring back at me from the black void

know there’s no “right” way to go grocery shopping but i still fully feel and believe i’m always doing it wrong. somehow

/reblogs so she can request this fic for Trick or Treat oh my god

Homestuck Daily where you get the entire first five acts plus some intermissions in your inbox all in one day before not hearing anything for months

homestuck was just like that

There should be dating apps that don't allow normies

If you put your starsign or anything about astrology in your bio you get instantly banned for life

No no! It’s just my patron troll symbol I swear!!

you said no normies what do you want

monkey paw