Always about to go and spoil a surprise

the smartest thing Friends ever did was name the episodes the way they did like I fucking love how when you talk about an episode and someone is like which one and you’re like idk the one with Ross’s sandwich and then that’s actually the name of the episode

This also applies to baristas

I will reblog this with every single story about someone getting sick because of an asshole giving them the opposite of what they ordered until it sinks in for everyone.

Recently on the news a 16 year old boy with a dairy allergy had gone to eat at IHOP with his family. The specifically asked if they could make dairy free pancakes and they said yes. Not too long after he had a reaction and was rushed to the hospital. This kid died because the was dairy in his pancakes that they asked for no dairy. His epi pen that his mother had wasn’t enough to help him. I know working in fast food or any job that’s serves food and beverage sucks but not as much as causing someone to get sick over negligence.

My youngest cousin – who is now five, he just started kindergarten – has Celiac’s disease. You would not BELEIVE the amount of times I’ve heard my aunt say she’s ordered something gluten free, only to watch the waiter or waitress’s eyes go huge when she gives it to my cousin – my cousin with the medical id band on his tiny five year old wrist proclaiming I HAVE CELIACS and have to take it back. Shit like this could kill my cousin. Knock it the fuck off.

don’t be that kind of asshole.

As a diabetic, this would make me so beyond angry. Skinny doesn’t mean they don’t have a life threatening illness. Skinny doesn’t mean they can process sugar the way you do. People that do this are the worst kinds of people. DO NOT DO THIS!

Me and my family went to a restaurant a few years back and one of the dishes we ordered was made with wine vinegar, which I am allergic to, so we asked the waiter to skip it, and he said sure, no problem, that’s fine. So my food gets to the table, and I start eating and then my throat closes and I can’t breathe and then I start coughing and throwing up right there in the middle of the restaurant and it was very fortunate that I was with my family and they knew what was happening to me. I had to be rushed to the hospital, and admitted, and I came damn near close to having my throat cut open so I could breathe through a whole on my neck. Because they put wine vinegar in my food when I explicitly told them not to, because they were assholes, and I could have died. They probably didn’t mean to hurt me but they did. I missed class, and work, and, again, I COULD HAVE DIED.

i have cyclic vomiting syndrome and can’t tolerate dairy or red meat. violating my dietary restrictions triggers an acute episode, and i have to be hospitalized and given iv saline, ativan, and anti-emetics to stop the (extremely painful and incapacitating) vomiting. if somebody put regular milk instead of soy milk in my latte and i didn’t notice the taste immediately, i could wind up in the er and then spend several days in bed recovering, eating nothing but saltines and dry toast and clear liquids until my body was able to tolerate food again, unable to work or go out or do anything besides rest. whenever i go to starbucks, i WATCH them make my drink. cvs episodes are horrible and i hate them, and i can prevent them if i do everything right, but that means my damn barista has to cooperate. if somebody decided i was a stuck up white girl and gave me whole milk instead of soy they could put me in the hospital and cost me days of income. give ppl the food they fuckin order. it’s not that hard.

I’m super lactose intolerant so accidental milk is always fun. Severe diarrhea, stomach cramps, bloating, and gas like you wouldn’t believe. Better than death you might say but, I have other medical conditions, so that diarrhea could lead to vomiting(it’s so bad the vomit comes out my mouth AND nose) and dehydration that in turn becomes low cortisol and adrenal crisis. A bitchy barista can land me in the hospital with an intramuscular shot and saline iv. Hun, it takes no time to listen and follow my order. It takes me at least 24 hours to get out of the hospital. Be nice.

DO NOT FUCKING SCROLL PAST THIS P L E A S E

Reblogging this again because it is important. Doing the right thing has no cost but doing the wrong thing can cost a person’s life. Don’t be a dick, give the person what they ordered

I’m allergic to coconut. (Yes I know uncommon allergy, believe me I know, but those hives and the itching are real nonetheless) Coconut, whether the actual flesh, oil, water or milk have become super popular additives to foods where they do not belong. Fun fact if you use coconut in the crumble for an apple pie because “It tastes just like almonds only it’s better for you” and don’t mention it on the menu? I will let you know by breaking out in giant red welts. Immediately. If I am lucky the itching & the welts start while I have Benadryl in my purse and I can maybe not need to use the epi pen in your living room.  

Seriously, do NOT do this. I have severe IBS which gives me high level gluten intolerance, as well as soy intolerance (I can’t eat anything soy except soy lecithin), and allergies to tomatoes and peanuts, as well as lactose intolerance. I also cannot have many types of soda due to hfcs. It is almost impossible to get restaurants to listen to me. After asking a restaurant to leave off tomatoes and they didn’t (and it was the only thing I could eat on their menu), my family and I had to leave because I literally could not eat. I have returned plates of food when they were wrong, and suffered severe bloating, cramping, etc, because of wrong food. Many restaurants like to lecture me that I should be able to eat soybean oil especially highly refined soybean oil. I. CAN. NOT. EAT. SOY. Period. Do not lecture me, I know what I can and cannot eat. Before my health went way off the rails about a year or so ago, I used to drink diet soda also. And I remember over and over people complaining about fat chicks ordering diet soda. Well that is how I lost over 60lbs because I had to cut out a lot of carbs. So shut your mouth. But because of people who won’t listen, or restaurants who refuse to have any options I can have, I have very few places I can eat out. 1 sit down restaurant, 1 fast food place I can order fries from, and 1 pizza place. And that is on good days. LISTEN TO THE PERSON YOU ARE SERVING, DO NOT TAKE YOUR BULLSHIT PERCEPTIONS OUT ON THEM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEIR HEALTH ISSUES ARE, AND THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE TO TELL YOU.

reblogging again because that ^ is my girlfriend, and I have written furious notes to restaurants for not listening to our concerns.  Because it is not fun to have to listen to my miserable partner and knowing there’s nothing I can do to fix it but that it could have been avoided if people had listened in the first place.

my sister’s friend has celiac disease. a single crumb of gluten causes the lining of her stomache to bleed. serious fucking shit.

For my grandfather’s funeral, my dad and uncle went down to Florida to take care of things. My uncle got a cocktail and my dad ordered water. The waitress thought it would be funny to give him a full glass of straight vodka because she thought he was just a stick in the mud. My dad was grieving his father and had been in recovery for less than a year. Yes, this lady gave a grieving recovering alcoholic a glass of vodka as a fucking JOKE. She could have put him in a relapse. Don’t do this shit. Bring people what they ask for.

Lmfao

Hilarious

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Poor shad 😩

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna have to drop out

never mind everything sucks essay writing is horrible i have no clue what im doing im gonna drop out and become a street performer

NEVER MIND IM THE KING OF ACADEMIA IM GONNA GET 100% IM GONNA FINISH ON TIME AND HAVE A WELL STRUCTURED ARGUMENT AND IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME

never mind.

Unbiased journalism is not pretending both sides are equally valid. Unbiased journalism is reporting the facts even if those facts include that one side is irredeemably awful. False neutrality is propaganda.

Repeated for emphasis: False neutrality is propaganda.

if 99 experts say one thing, and 1 expert says another, presenting both sides as equal is misinformation

… corn?

this is my fav bc an actual major cause for the fall of rome was the resistance of the wealthy to paying taxes which led to a crumbling of infrastructure but who cares about thaaaaat

“Feminism killed Rome” is my new favorite sentence of all time.

I am 100% convinced that “exit, pursued by a bear” is a reference to some popular 1590s meme that we’ll never be able to understand because that one play is the only surviving example of it.

Seriously, we’ll never figure it out. I’ll wager trying to understand “exit, pursued by a bear” with the text of The Winter’s Tale as our primary source is like trying to understand loss.jpg when all you have access to is a single overcompressed JPEG of a third-generation memetic mutation that mashes it up with YMCA and “gun” - there’s this whole twitching Frankensteinian mass of cultural context we just don’t have any way of getting at.

😂 I broke my personal giggle record. I. Can’t. Breathe!!!!

I’m dying 😂 the white one in the back 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s sliding everywhere

sitcom where people gradually get killed off and their spot in the opening title theme is replaced with dead silence

I’d like to question your definition of sitcom