mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

i see myself in third person :)

rotate that camera around so I can see that pretty smile

Gentrification

Whateva Wigga

Lmfao yo I’m dead

Here y’all go snatching up pieces of our culture, YET AGAIN.

Your head look like a Homer Simpson sofa butt imprint

bro come get ur boy he just said "confuzzled" in front of the hoes

Everyone in the comments needs to stop being so RUDE

Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.

I have tinnitus