get bent

Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

what if this was in your house and room

Yeah same

me when i’m about to make reckless life choices and my inner demons only encourage me ‬

i can’t believe she just murdered her son like that [x]

meirl