Burnt Out Greaser

A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.

That’s just me and I don’t appreciate being called shitty thanks

Change your fucking url OP

@coffinbratt

so cute

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

I’m a traveller between universes and I appear to be stuck here for a while. I heard this world has “jobs” which is apparently a thing that I need?

“It turns out I have no idea how to actually make shoes without elves doing most of the work overnight. Is there some kind of remedial class I can take?”

“I’m a swan most of the time, I’m looking for a job in security where no one will ask questions about what form I run tresspassers off in.”

The iPhone calculator has the same color scheme as pornhub.

1.7% of people are intersex, 2% have green eyes, and 1.5 percent are redheads, but yeah red is a natural hair color, green is a natural eye color, and being intersex is a 'deformity'. Keep pretending gender isn't a social construct

I Can Be Killed But I Wont