shitpiss

You know he had to do it to em

What????

[wakes up] [clown vanishes] aaaahhh that was a nice rest. i slept like a baby all night. time to start the day [gets up] [takes a shower and brushes teeth] [gets dressed] [goes about my day taking care of business] [comes home] fwoo i’m tired. it’s time for a hard-earned night’s rest. [lies down] [falls asleep] [evil clown materializes in my room and watches me sleep all night]

no text post has ever started better than “[wakes up] [clown vanishes]” I’m hooked into the story I want to know more about this world

god i remember finding out “unf” meant “universal noise of fucking” and i was so disappointed ew

raccoons and their… little hands

like if you make a cashier cry you’re evil! sorry! you don’t get a free pass! you don’t get to stand there and see someone visibly stressed and already doing everything they can to help people and move things along as swiftly as possible and act like a toddler and insult them bc you aren’t getting your way in the snap of your fingers! they’re trying their damnedest! they don’t want to be there but they’ve gotta and that involves dealing w/ ppl and when it comes to that kind of behavior! you’re ugly!

like, geez scoob we’re in the Black Lodge!

what the fuck

these seriously feel like they were taken in a different dimension

I saw one of these but of thanksgiving… what the fuck is this from

A truly cursed image

Genuinely activates my fight or flight reaction

Y'all need to STOP

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you