Shadows & starlight

anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.

Thor ghost wrote this

MAY 6TH, 2004 - the last episode of FRIENDS aired 14 years ago

yall hate wolverine origins but “your country needs you” “im canadian (drives away)” is the greatest moment in cinematic history

½ of my personality is made of john mulaney stand up

Anyway I miss Peggy Carter violently beating the absolute everloving fuck out of dudes with any object within her reach while upbeat jazz music is playing in the background

hey just wondering, @ men, like all of you, no hard feelings or anything! i’m just wondering, um, you know, just curious, just wondering, uh, are you, um, are you fucking kidding me?

i can’t believe y’all r really sleeping on steve spinning nancy around and saying “i missed you” and nancy replying “it’s been like, an hour.” and FUCKING STEVE goes “tell me about it” before kissing herlike get yourself a man that loves you like that.