Kill The Lights;

i the snail.

everybody here is perfect

I have never seen a happier snail omg

Wet baby

I’ll punch the next person that says pitbulls are dangerous

Look at that smile

Pittie bulls have such nice smiles, I just wanna squish their baby faces

$$

iconic.

never forget ^

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

space is weird

Did you know that if you put Saturn in water it would float? Or that we are moving through space at the rate of 530km a second? Or that the moon is drifting away from Earth? What about that the light hitting the earth right now is 30 thousand years old?

thanks nasa

girls don’t like boys, girls like the pastoral escapist fantasy of living in a large house with many friends and several pets on a beautiful chunk of land with no financial, political, or medical anxieties. also, bread. 

which Shakespeare play is this