The Bun Shall Come Again

Cringe tiktok audio/j/lh

I was heavily debating rendering these but Nah I think the gloomy grayscale worked better so!!

I’m so sorry for those of you who followed me for assassins creed content and now have to sit through my Encanto nonsense LMAO

But,, I hope this suffices

Altaïr Ibn-La’Ahad 🤝 Bruno Madrigal

Ponders the future, self exiled for a time, under-appreciated and often overlooked foundations of the family/franchise, cryptic cowl wearing parkour masters, stupidly sleep deprived

Soggy guys scared of their moms,,,??

BDG is a man of impeccable taste

well, blobfish actually look much more suited to their environment- when they are actually seen in their environment. this image i found on google maps explains it well!

their bodies are best suited for surviving at about 60 to 120 times as much pressure as we experience at sea level. (fun fact- maintaining a swim bladder would likely be very inefficient at that pressure. in order to be able to float, blobfish are made primarily of a gelatinous mass that is slightly less dense than water!) when they get pulled up in fishing nets, or by a natural disaster, their body rapidly depressurizes, expanding their tissues beyond their natural limits, turning the barely-swimming, deep-dwelling fish on the left into the more commonly portrayed image on the right.

while doing a little more research on this, instead of doing my final research paper like i should be, i discovered that there is only one instance of a blobfish specimen being kept alive in captivity, located at the Aquamarine Fukushima, in Japan! the specimen was pulled- alive- through about 750 to 1,200 meters of water before it was moved to the aquarium. now look at this screenshot from a news article about it because im about to cry over it.

and I made this- Sal the little mutated merman!

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