Chaotic Desert Cryptid

Snapshots of fear

Skids the van falls in love with a human cowgirl named Charlene

2. Blaster zooms down a highway using two Autobots in car mode as skates

3. A villainess kidnaps Blaster, Perceptor, and several mini-bots, dismantling them and hanging their faces on a wall

4. Soundwave forces Megatron into his gun mode, throws him into the sea, and (temporarily) takes over as Decepticon leader

5. Shockwave comes to earth and gets his aft beat by the Dinobots

6. A gangster finds Megatron stuck in his gun form (a normal-sized pistol in the comics) and uses him to go on a crime spree

7. The space bridge between earth and Cybertron looks like a normal suspension bridge, and is the alt-mode of a transformer named Spanner

8. Ratchet doesn't understand that earth machines aren't sentient and tries to talk a traffic light into turning green

ENERGON CRYSTALS IT IS!

To Celebrate hitting 5k here on Tumblr I am going to hold a RAFFLE! There will be 3 Winners who will get a box of my Resin Energon Crystals as well as a bunch of other little resin whatnots! Rules:

Reblog this post

Be subscribed to ShapeOfMetal

PO Box or mailing address in America

(International shipping is too pricy these days TuT)

The winners will be decided next week July 12th via a randomizer.

While you can reblog this multiple times I will only count the first one.