✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* lyagushki i ulitki *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

it annoys me how the bastardized version of this post got memed …. she GAVE cunt she SERVED and she DIED…… remember that ..

in that orderrrrr

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

I love that we’ve always been making little guys

i bet belle and hua mulan would love each other. the filial piety brothers 💪