Buzz Buzz

She’s winding up to slap his ass

buenos días mandy

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

Its quite literally every marginalized group

If I were a children’s show animator I would simply not be a pervert

Thanks toesucker

Oh I forgot

ok what the fuck

It sounds like some digital boss theme

This is AMAZING. lol

Ah the nostalgia. If Windows 98 was a boss, it would glitch out and start falling apart and freezing reality around you and malfunctioning. That thing was seriously unstable. XP was the first decent operating system Microsoft made. 

keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer, pinned against a wall in a fight, so close your noses are practically touching, look down at their lips, start making out

@is-the-parrot-video-cute is this ok or is that parakeet getting territorial

reblog for that last bit to save a life

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

Sharing for all the safety items!!

Informative. Please share!