Bumblebee’s Pocket Camp

When you try to impress the bae, but it backfires.

It’s only cute until you start walking in circles and attacking your own party members.

I straight up Christmas-gasped. I’m never taking these off ever ever ever.

Nailed it.

Bianca has been dead for a couple of days. I’m just puppetting her around, Weekend at Bernie’s style.

Nobody wants to hear you play Kenny G, Rowan.

Take this Holy Bible, my friend. You look like you need it more than I do.

...Hardly lifting :c

Now I can punctuate my jokes with some badum-pssh.

Whoa, getting my game references crossed.

This is the weirdest coming out speech I’ve ever heard.

Be still, my heart...

She’s so perfect she farts sprinkles <3

Uhh... What?

Giant bug on my face. This is what most of my nightmares are like.

My bathroom doesn’t have a toilet, but it’s got two fancy assorted seashell collections.

Every time I walk by a Tim Horton’s (-_-);;