Sep 26, 2023
Something romantic for programmers to do, write a console program for your crush. Only for them to not know what it means and just reply "👍"
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Something romantic for programmers to do, write a console program for your crush. Only for them to not know what it means and just reply "👍"
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Emily: missed me, missed me now you’ve gotta ki…
JJ *smirking*: now i’ve gotta what?
Emily *gay panics*: ki- kill me! yeah, now you’ve gotta kill me
Emily *internally*: wtf was that prentiss?!
JJ *internally*: omg she’s adorable when she’s flustered
My newest ick is when a guy that is CLEARLY flirting with me, and I cut him off, and he's like"oh I didn't mean it like that. " and then to top it all off, he pretty much just stops texting me.
like, if you're going to flirt just commit to the bit and don't lie to me, it makes you look stupid.
Something happened to me at a bar years ago and it has perplexed and vexed me ever since. I was out with a friend, she was away so I was holding her seat and chatting with the bartender. The moment the bartender moves away to attend to another person this guy swoops in to stand next to me, saying he doesn’t need the seat he’s just waiting for friends. He’s well dressed and decently cute and we small talk.
After a while he looks directly in my eyes and asks
“Who’s your favorite Greek god?”
I smile, excited to get to talk about him
“Oh, it’s Hermes!”
His smile fell, his entire demeanor turned cold and he walked away with out saying another word to me.
I guess there must have been an answer he was looking for and Hermes was not it.
Flirting 101 with 'Ferre
Ferre: You know why carbon dioxide is my favorite element?
Courf: Um, no. Why?
Ferre: Because your name starts with CO
Ferre: And my name starts with CO
Ferre: And if we dated we'd be CO2
Courf: *facepalms*
Ferre: Which is another name for carbon dioxide
Courf: *silently walks away*
Ferre:
Ferre: That went well :)
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Hinata: Wow! Your legs look great in those jeans!
Kageyama: You should see me without them.
Hinata: ...
Kageyama: ...
Hinata: Why would you take off your legs?
Nishinoya and Tanaka: *laughing maniacally in the background*
**Rudy's dad trying to flirt**
Rudy's dad: Great park, huh?
Dahlia's mum: Really great park. I mean, if you like parks.
Rudy's dad: Yeah. Hey remember when it was closed because that guy kept flashing joggers?
Dahlia's mum: Yeah... Yes, I do remember that.
Rudy's dad: Yeah, well, that wasn't me.