*thap thaps you*

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

and im here too! 😃

can I sit in your lap and you can touch my face and choke me and make fun of me for the way my eyes roll back when you do that? and you can just toy with me like that for hours just for fun?

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

this shit is something to me man. i love you