Sailor

Wayback Machine I owe you my life

you guys do realize memorizing a story doesn't actually preserve it right? it just destroys it entirely and places a perfect copy of it in your brain to be retold at a future performance

Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It

I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

When carrie bradshaw said your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing

When dostoevsky said maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with