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Why is Mammon the funniest obey me character and what moments show it?

There are so many moments and I'm absolutely devastated that I can't remember them all. I think more than anything Mammon's unconsciously funny? All the dialogue is paraphrased:

• When MC says "I told you so" and he says something like "ya wanna look into that crystal ball of yours and see the poundin' I'm gonna give you"

• When Mammon, Beel & MC are worried that Levi died in his room (after eating Solomon's cooking) and once MC kicks the door down they find out he's just being gaming the whole time. Beel & MC immediately set out to actually murder Levi and Mammon just sighs with the most tired expression.

• When MC asks him if it'd kill him to knock (on their door) so he stomps back out, closes the door, knocks and immediately barges back into their room

• He's scared of Barbatos but genuinely considered seducing Barbatos so that he'd be allowed to follow MC to the past

• As an angel he sneaked into the human world collected pigeon feathers and then sold them to angels in the Celestial Realm while saying they were Raphael's feathers

• After meeting MC for the first time (for the very first time meaning back when he was an angel) he pointed at MC and said something like "Look at that blank expression, you think anything's goin' on behind that? You think Michael would have a spy like that?'

• Tries to act like this really tough person but cries during the sad parts of movies, Cinderella and nature documentaries

• When Lucifer said that during a zombie apocalypse he'd just kill all of the zombies, Mammon said something like "Ya know there's this new word I learnt that you call people like that. Meathead?"

• Just dick out tackled Levi????

• Goes on long ranting tangents that no one seems to be able to keep up with, and one of them ended with him going "Lucifer's feet smell, I've never smelled his feet but they definitely smell"

• To MC: "What if I accidentally tell MC I'm in love with them?"

• While having the beginnings of a very obvious crush on MC "They're human, they're like an insect to demons. Like a roly poly. Do I look like I'd be interested in a roly poly?"

• It might just me but I find the whole "next time I can't save you, just die" speech hilarious. I like to think that when MC agrees they have the silliest smile on their face

• *about sneaking into Lucifer's room to get a picture of him* "I ain't doing it and nothin' ya say is gonna convince me" MC: 🥺🥰 Mammon: "So what's the plan"

• In S2. "I ain't going." Lucifer: MC's going Mammon: 🚶🏽‍♂️

• Came up with a whole ass code on the spot to tell MC he misses them in that audio drama

• Mammon's whole maid routine in Levi's audio drama

• He buys the figurines Levi really wants (to use as a bribe against Levi later), he reminds Levi to buy two of a particular item - one to unbox and one to keep as part of his collection, he waits in line and buys tickets for Levi's events - after all this he still acts like he doesn't care about or know anything about Levi's interests

I feel like there are more moments + one liners that I'm missing so anyone can feel free to add on!

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