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plot where my muse got aggressively trashed at their friend's bachelor/bachelorette party and married a stranger. they wake up to find that they're now married to the most irritating, insufferable person they've ever met.

wanted plot: where a frazzled, single mother comes running back into the coffee shop to let the barista know that they gave her an extra scone by accident and the barista just says, "i did that on purpose, i've been hitting on you for the last 3 weeks"

a plot where muse a is a server/bartender at a resort or private vacation area, and falls in love with muse b who's a visitor for the week. except muse a is known for their commitment issues and muse b is married or engaged. they meet and it's like a soulmate connection; they just can't stay away. after a week, do they decide to play into fate or say goodbye forever?

ok sO BASICALLY I WANT A M/M ROOMMATES PLOT. LIKE ONE FUCKER PUTS AN AD IN A NEWSPAPER AND THE OTHER FUCKER RESPONDS AND THEY MEET AND LIKE THEY DO LITTLE THINGS THAT ANNOY EACH OTHER LIKE BRING GIRLS HOME AND SMOKE DOPE IN THE BATHROOM SO THE FIRE ALARM GOES OFF AND THE ENTIRE BUILDING HAS TO EVACUATE AND HAVE CUTE MOVIE NIGHTS AND NIGHTS WHERE ONE OF THEM TRIES TO COOK AND THEY SAY EFF IT AND ORDER PIZZA AND THEY SLOWLY BECOME CLOSER TILL SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ONE OF THEM AND HE GETS SHITFACED DRUNK SO WHEN HE GETS A CALL, THE OTHER GOES TO PICK HIM UP AND TAKE CARE OF HIM AND THE DRUNK ONE KISSES HIM AND THEN PASSES OUT AND FORGETS ALL ABOUT IT AND IDK IM RAMBLING PLS DO THIS WITH ME

listen I don’t discriminate... friends to lovers, enemies to lovers, enemies to friends to lovers, friends to enemies to lovers, as long as it ends in lovers i’m down with it all babey