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it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
This is the post that killed him.
IT GOT BETTER
Happy Easter!
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i put âAll I Want for Christmas is Youâ through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter
the result is this garbage
Iâm driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I donât know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case Iâm actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.
I love how automatic MIDI converters turn vocals into a cat running back and forth on a piano.
THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS
Shoot your money all over my face
i just posted this stupid thing last night and i swear to god my brother came over today and said oh by the way heres the $300 i owe you. no fucking lie!
Places where reality is a bit altered:
⢠any target ⢠churches in texas ⢠abandoned 7/11âs ⢠your bedroom at 5 am ⢠hospitals at midnight ⢠warehouses that smell like dust ⢠lighthouses with lights that donât work anymore ⢠empty parking lots ⢠ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods ⢠rooftops in the early morning ⢠inside a dark cabinet
playgrounds at night
rest stops on highways
deep in the mountains
early in the morning wherever itâs just snowed
trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic
schools during breaks
those little beaches right next to ferry docks
bowling alleys
unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips
your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep
laundromats at midnight
- this pussy
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This is actually pretty accurate
If Owen Wilson read âThe Night Before Christmasâ
FUCK
Iâm freaking OUT
THE NOSE CONTOUR
my friend and i encountered this bun today⌠her name is snow white⌠i cannot believe⌠#blessed
That is a Studio Ghibli woodland spirit and you can not convince me otherwise.
Thatâs a lot of cornbread.
that manâs face
Heâs EATING it
How else would you get rid of 324 pieces of cornbread
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âummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ â
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
omg hi
WEâRE MULTIPLYING
uhhhhhhh
hey
please just read the whole thing
what is this, a vending machine for ants?
ants need to stay hydrated too
Donât drink from me or my son ever again.Â
someone: âyou are what you eatâ
me:
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My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where the Island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dystopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or cannibalized for repair
If you think Iâm kidding you need to read the original books
could you please direct me to a source? i would feel much better if this was validated.
It took me so long to find this quote online but I did it because itâs so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine:
ââŚEngines on the Other Railway arenât safe now. Their controllers are cruel. They donât like engines any more. They put them on cold damp sidings, and then,â Percy nearly sobbed, âtheyâŚthey c-c-cut them up.â -âThe Bluebells of England.â  Stepney the Bluebell Engine.  Rev. Awdry, Wilbert.  London: Egmont Publishing, 1963.
This illustration, by Gunvor and Peter Edwards, accompanied the above text in the original book, and depicts a pair of unfortunate Other Railway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch.
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOK ITS FUCKING FACE OMG
the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and illustrations. if you watched the show, itâs like that in book form. the second half of the railway series are so fucking dark and surreal iâm convinced they were a result of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of lsd and having hallucinations of his own death.
Excuse me but the very first story in the Railway Series is about an engine who hides in a tunnel and refuses to run because he doesnât want to get his paint job ruined in the rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel.
They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something, but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever.
On the show, didnât they also hook up one engine to a generator, so heâd never move again? That was literally one of the lines, I think. Itâs on some other post on here. It was chilling.
Yes! Â This also happened in the books, to an engine referred to only as âNo. 2âł, but the television series applied the same scenario to an invented character named âSmudgerâ, in the episode âGranpuffâ.
âSmudger,â said Duke. âWas a show-off. He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice.â âListen, Dukieâ he snared. âWho worries about a few spills?â âWe do here! I said, but Smudger just laughed.â âHahaha!â âUntil one day, Manager said he was going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then!â âW-w-why? What did he do?!â âHe turned him into a generator. Heâs still there behind our shed. Heâll never move again.â
This is so fucked up
No, listen.
Okay, so we see Railway Management doing all this shit, right, but supposedly itâs so much worse in the Other Railways? I mean, sure, you might get turned into a generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as youâre told, but at least youâre not cut up and sold for parts, right? Itâs not so bad on the island of Sodor, right?
Or maybe thatâs just what Railway Management wants the engines to think.
Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, illustrated in hellish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways.
You are lucky to be an engine of Sodor.
Railway Management cares about you.
Trust Railway Management.
Stay on Your Track.
It Could Be So Much Worse.
Wtf the fuck is this train based 1984 bullshit
