Brain is all over the place. Hypothetically.

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that someone somewhere is seeing Safety Tips From Anubis for the very first time.

That person is me

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

BEAST MELON INDULGENCE

oh to be a tiny creature finding one of nature's most juicy, delicious treats, which is also several times the size of your whole body, and you have it all to yourself

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hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I am the only survivor on this post REBLOG FOR HAPPINESS IN LATE MARCH AND TO SURVIVE THE MARCH OF TIME!!!!

happy anniversary to the funniest i have ever been in my life and happy one year of Lady Normalgirl and Her Eunuch!