the beginning is always today.

I love when you’re reading multiple fics by the same author and you start to spot all the phrases and adjectives they like to use

the thing they dont tell you about working with little kids is it wrecks your vocabulary. you hear a kid phrase something bizarrely in a way only a 5 year old can and now any time you lose shit youre like "it dissed appear"

I don’t understand when people complain about “likespamming.” If I see the same person 20 times in a row in my notifs, even if they don’t reblog anything or follow me, I’m excited that they came to my gay little museum and had a good time! That’s literally what it’s for!!

My instant reaction when I see spamliking is "!!!!! FRIEND"

girl who is sitting in a chair quietly with a neutral expression actually screaming very loudly in her head

that little voice you hear while grocery shopping saying you don’t need a snack for later is the devil btw

I am not responsible for who I become when hyperfixating

I'd like to see YOUR dignity hold up when flooded by 2000% of your typical dopamine levels

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you