Kristina🩷

theo asking buck at a 118 family dinner if ‘dad’ can read his bedtime story tonight because he does better voices. the mood gets a little somber and buck tries to save it by saying ‘hey, but you liked when i read you that story we picked out yesterday, right bud?’ and theo groans and is like ‘nooo, i like it when dad does it!’ and points at eddie. bc dad is what christopher calls him. buck proceeds to choke on his drink and only recovers after eddie thumps him on the back a handful of times (the madneyhenren group chat is on fire for the rest of the night)

it’s just that in s8, eddie said no offence but im straight. because he thought the hot priest was flirting with him. then buck said eddie is Straight. and a renter. so i can’t be in love with him. and now we’re in s9 and eddie is paying $2500 so that he can avoid going on a date. and every time a beautiful gorgeous woman flirts with him he makes this 🫩 face. and also he touched a man’s crotch and got called a princess and a fairy and got accused of murdering his bisexual husband because everyone in the diner saw them arguing like an old married couple. and he didn’t deny the husband part or the gay part but he did deny the murderer part. like. Okay.

eddie comes through with a dramatic gay ass entrance of course