Buck the collar sub

Thought you'd want this... for educational purposes of course.

s7 buck: i just met tommy. he was in the army — just like eddie! and he likes mma and muay tai and cars — just like eddie! he even likes basketball, just like eddie does!

also buck: i’m gonna date him. which has nothing to do with eddie diaz.

s9 buck: i just met theo. he likes playing in the firehouse with me— just like chris did when he was little! and he’s the son of one of my friends i have homoerotic vibes with— just like chris! and he just lost his parents in a car accident— just like chris! and i feel responsible for him in ways that require significant backstory to explain, just like chris!

also buck: what if i take temporary custody. also this has nothing to do with how i feel about christopher diaz.

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

bonus:

I wouldn't do this without my brother. He's had my back every step of the way, even when I let him down.