welcome 2 sleepytime kingdom

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

the humble woolly mammoth

How are my sweetie pees

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

Pardon?

I said if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

already gay but i get so gregarious off that tequila

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

You can lie when you name things

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels