they call me bucket

You should be allowed to cruise in bookstores

like if i see a tall woman in the sci fi section i should be able to brush against her to see if she wants to fuck in the back

this post is teaching tumblr gays what the term cruise means

i love how jigsaw just fucking hates depressed people

hello john. i have noticed that you're depressed. that's fucking stupid. you will notice that your penis is in a mousetrap.

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

Free Luigi

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

mass reblogging right now because i am definitely mentally well

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