Buchanan's Bum

I have a PHD, motherfucker.

1. Yes, Chris has an Instagram now. Just. Be. Cool. 

2. No, his tree photo does not have anything to do with Scarlett. It was just a fucking photo. And they’re just friends. Stop reading so much into shit.

3. Yes, we are fans. And that’s okay. But it’s not okay to bombard the poor man’s new IG account.

4. That said, please don’t:

5. Tag him in unnecessary bullshit (like naked photos. That’s just so unnecessary 🤦🏽‍♀️)

6. Make needless comments under his posts (like calling him daddy and telling him to marry you or marry your friend and that you want him to fuck you) Yes, we say these things on here sometimes but it takes on a whole new level when you constantly say that stuff on his personal IG account.

7. And I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with thirsting, but there’s a fine line between healthy thirsting and unhealthy, creepy thirsting. There’s also such a thing as online harassment. Yes, I love Chris dearly. I respect him, I respect his thoughts and opinions and his talent. Do I also thirst after him? Yes, but I do that on here because Tumblr is a fairly anonymous place and I feel safe doing it here. But on his personal instagram? I just think it’s so uncalled for. 

8. That said: He didn’t have to make an IG account. But he did. And he doesn’t have to post on there. But if/when he does, let’s just appreciate the time he’s taking to be on another platform and share whatever it is he decides to share with us. That means follow him, appreciate his posts and move the fuck on. DO NOT HARASS THE POOR MAN!

9. Which brings me to my next point: leave his DM’s alone. I can guarantee you he’s not going to date, marry or fuck you, especially when you harass him that way.

10. Also, for the sake of your sanity: don’t read into his follows. It’s really not that deep. If he wants to follow someone, he wants to follow someone. It ain’t none of your damn business. Don’t be all up in his cool-aid.

11. I said this before and I’ll say it again: we as fans do not own Chris. We do not know him. We do not have any rights to his personal business. I don’t care if he is a celebrity: he deserves some modicum of privacy too.

12. I also said this before and I’ll say this again: as genuine fans, let’s just continue to support him and love him and his work as an actor. Let’s look forward to known and unknown future projects. Let’s appreciate whatever it is he decides to share with us on his new platform. Most of all, let’s please be respectful. 

Thank you for coming to my TED talk. Let’s just continue to support our guy and be fans that would make him proud. Also, there’s still four more episodes left in Defending Jacob so let’s enjoy that amazing content, because Chris’ performance so far has been stellar! Also, I hope everyone is staying safe during this, as Chris said, ‘COVID nightmare’. Please be smart and safe during this difficult time. Fingers crossed this all ends soon 🤞🏻

Now here’s a beautiful GIF our beautiful guy: