Steve Rogers

TRIGGER  MENTIONS : death, murder, threats, nsfw, gore, violence, and torment/torture.

❝ They say that battle changes you. ❞ 

❝ Your mind tricks won’t harm me. ❞ 

❝ This sure is a funny way to show it. ❞ 

❝ Your heartbeat says you’re lying. ❞ 

❝ I took one life to save millions. ❞ 

❝ Ready for some slapstick? ❞ 

❝ Everyone has a price, even you. ❞ 

❝ I don’t want to hurt you. ❞ 

❝ Still trying to kill me? ❞ 

❝ I need help testing some new gear. ❞ 

❝ We both knew it would come to this. ❞ 

❝ I’ll try to make it painless. ❞ 

❝ Today, we show the world that we are superior!  ❞ 

❝ Good worlds are hard to come by. ❞ 

❝ All screamed out?  ❞ 

❝ I’ll claw my way out, never back me into a corner. ❞ 

❝ Hit me like you mean it, hero.  ❞ 

❝ Come on, lift up that mask!   ❞ 

❝ You know, we’re both getting too old for this.  ❞ 

❝ Let me guess… I’m going back to jail.  ❞ 

❝ Those rumors are greatly exaggerated. ❞ 

❝ Don’t you get tired of shooting people?  ❞ 

❝ Let’s kill you and see where that gets us. ❞ 

❝ When did I get on your bad side?  ❞ 

❝ I’ll sell your organs and your spare parts. ❞ 

❝ Shoot yourself and spare me the trouble.  ❞ 

❝ Maybe someone can teach you to shut up. ❞ 

❝ I really don’t like being told what to do.  ❞ 

❝ I think you’ll find it hard to hit me, chum.  ❞ 

❝ Stop tryin’ to kill me, will ya?  ❞ 

❝ Let nature run its course.  ❞ 

❝ Did I mention I’m poison?  ❞ 

❝ I’ll spit on your grave.  ❞ 

❝ Hope you don’t mind a few scars. ❞ 

❝ A little torture wasn’t gonna break me.  ❞ 

❝ You would have whipped them into submission. ❞ 

❝ Violence will reveal your true nature. ❞ 

❝ What’s the other one gonna be busy with?  ❞ 

❝ You are nothing without your powers! ❞ 

❝ There’s no other reason for you to be here. ❞ 

❝ You want anger? I’ve got anger!  ❞ 

❝ Insects and humans are much the same.  ❞ 

❝ Now that I’m out, your days are numbered.  ❞ 

❝ I hope you brought more than insults. ❞ 

❝ You had any sense, you’d go home.  ❞ 

❝ That’s a good way to get yourself killed. ❞ 

❝ Uh, I kinda have dibs on the whole red thing.   ❞ 

❝ You gotta commit to being a hero. ❞ 

❝ That’s kind of a thing with you isn’t it? ❞ 

❝ You know what… let’s skip the interrogation. ❞ 

❝ A bit of brain-bashing would be relaxing…  ❞ 

❝ C'mon, give a girl / guy a break, will ya?  ❞ 

❝ You’re all business and no pleasure.  ❞ 

❝ Couldn’t you be intimidated, just this once? ❞ 

❝ I have rocked up an impressive kill count.  ❞ 

❝ Your interest sounds more than professional.  ❞ 

❝ Aren’t you the least bit curious?  ❞ 

❝ It doesn’t matter what I feel for you.  ❞ 

❝ Loyalty was never your strength. ❞ 

❝ You won’t joke once I have your tongue.  ❞ 

❝ So you’re just one more thug with a gun. ❞ 

❝ Yeah, that dream was really not safe for work.  ❞ 

❝ As long as I live and breath, I fight evil doers.  ❞ 

❝ Could you be any more melodramatic?  ❞ 

❝ I’ll give you something to fear.  ❞ 

“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”

“I will defeat you. I will defeat you right into my pants.”

“Would you mind if I snapped a you-y? It’s what I call selfies of other people.”

“I’ll wear that red thing when you deserve to see me in that red thing.”

“Slowing down is not really my jam.”

“Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness.”

“I don’t drink alcohol from that portion of the color system.”

“What’s the 411? Who you crushin’ on these days?”

“I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.”

“If all goes well, this might be one of the last times I get to speak to you.”

“You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.”

“Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.”

“I got you a going away present. I’m finally deleting you from my phone.”

“You can trust me because I don’t care enough about you to lie.”

“Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!”

“I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.”

“I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard.”

“My pleasure. See you in hell!”

“I received adorable nicknames and amazing backrubs.”

“I think that comic sans always screams fun, right?”

“If you re-arrange the letters of Peru, you get Europe.”

“Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?”

“You’re beautiful! On the inside… where your spirit lives.”

“Is he eating soup? On a bench? Alone?”

“Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, this is a whole never level of nerd.”

“Behind every successful man is me smiling and taking partial credit.”

“When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.”

“She’s the cold distant mother I never had. I love her.”

“I hope the rest of your day is cool beans.”

“Oh my God, your inbox is literally filled with penises.”

“I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears.”

“I made my money the old fashioned way. I got run over by a Lexus!”

“I think at some point you and I should probably make out with each other.”

“And let’s be honest, it would be nice to not have to pull strange things out of people’s butts every night.”

“It’s not for me. These waffles make great dog laxatives.”

“I’m sorry are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?”

“Are you sick? Are you terminal? Is it like that movie A Walk to Remember?”

“It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.”

“Hey, are you alright? You seem super not happy.”

“Normally people tell you to talk about your problems. I’m gonna recommend you bottle that noise up.”

“There are two things I know about white people: they love Matchbox 20, and they are terrified of curses.”

“Then I’m sure he’s not cheating on you. But if he is, he’s a monster. And if he’s not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.”

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Steve Rogers