ahhh

no cops at pride just andromache of scythia with her battle axe

as far as I can tell, geralt is just fantasy Mad Max

just rewatched i’m in love

I’ll say it again: Fuck smeyer for making them have short hair!

Booboo spoke out and said they made him cut his hair for the movie when he had it long.

just thinkin… about the cullens taking time out of pretending to be high schoolers to do something Actually Cool. become spies or some shit. manipulate world politics. rob a bunch of billionaires blind. repatriate art stolen by nazis or colonizers. just rocking up to new york/london/tokyo/monte carlo/hong kong/paris/geneva/dubai and ingratiating themselves with the local socialites. sure they’re weird, but all old money families are weird. would there REALLY be that many questions about a bunch of filthy rich, devastatingly beautiful, insanely young socialites? maybe they murdered their real parents. no one cares. everyone else is a war criminal. i just need rosalie in a tight red dress with a slit to her hip flirting with an old white man at a gala while she pulls some elaborate con on him. alice becoming the hottest #influencer, sartorial legend, local celebrity, smiling as she straight up *runs* the stock market. vamp bella working for interpol to bring down an international human trafficking ring. carlisle and esme charming millions of dollars in donations out of the elite for homeless lgbt youth and free hospitals. emmett pretending to be a retired athlete and absolutely destroying professional athletes that prey on women. jasper manipulating ppl into voting for better policies by fucking with their emotions. i just desperately need the whole cullen fam in formalwear at fancy parties fucking up the lives of rich people and underhandedly setting right some global wrongs

They literally don’t sleep. They could sneak into land fills and pick out the things that could be recycled. They could help with so many problems. They could solve missing people cases. Like they could just sniff them out. Like literally stiff them out. But instead they decide to go to high school forever.

bro and she has the right attitude for it too

Noah Fence but first Victoria really has it all, leaves in her hair, bare feet, stealing cars and giving a monologue to the one surviving passenger…. a wicked curve ball….. What does second Victoria have? A bad wig.