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I Phrew Up

I Dan And Phil Threw Up

phil really opened the podcast by saying I can't believe my child bride knew people before me 😒

oh look at me im danandphil i met my soulmate at 18/22 and haven’t had to entertain the idea of dating since the Bush administration. yeah our connection was so instant and powerful it makes our other stories look reallyyyyy stupid and silly. you can listen to hard launch on your Motorola Razr, which is the phone you owned the last time we weren’t in love. they’ll get Spotify on those any day now. you still have it right? who cares. sperm.

I want to thank dnp for the rent lowering gunshots they just set off this will probably scare some locals away

“i wonder how biology can explain-” diva that’s science <3