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Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net

Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go

projectorthus

Grace sends this off as a "fuck you" to Stratt and unintentionally eases 40+ years of horrific guilt.

(40+ factoring in the Hail Mary mission, then the time it would take to get back to Erid and the time it would take for the message to get to Earth. Probably closer to 50+ actually).

(I do think Stratt felt bad. She did a lot of terrible things to save the planet, and obviously felt guilt for sending Grace off. I imagine the time waiting to hear back from the Hail Mary was torture for everyone, but she essentially sent three people off to their deaths, one unwillingly. Hearing that Grace made it out alive would be a huge weight off her shoulders.)

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Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

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"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

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Like to charge, reblog to cast?

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Thought this was fitting for the current events

shanesloverboy

Wyatt Hayes noticing that notorious ladies man Ilya Rozanov added a fancy ring to his necklace:

bitchass97

Have we stopped and considered the DEVASTATING two man chirping that could happen when Shane and Ilya are on the same team. I’ve always liked to imagine Ilya is a gossip and loves bringing shit up on ice from players personal life (within reason). Combine that with Shane “I can recite any and all nhl statistics from the last 30 years” Hollander and we have a truly lethal combination.

PLEASE IMAGINE

Ilya: (speaking to Shane very loudly about a player on the other team) Yeah I think his wife is leaving him. He cheated so I don’t feel bad for him.

Shane: oh good for her then.

Ilya: yes good for her. She is way to pretty to be with him anyway

Shane: He’s also not scoring enough points to cheat on anyone. His average goals have been going down drastically in the last few years. He really should focus more on that

Ilya: (now shouting across the rink to said player) MAYBE IF YOU FOCUSED LESS ON OTHER WOMEN AND MORE ON HOCKEY YOU WOULD SCORE A GOAL

goth-mothz

Ilya is one of those spouses who takes a picture of a big rock and a small rock (or in their case two big rocks) and texts Shane a picture with the caption “is us” and Shane eats it up every time

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Shane in a rom com romantically getting his man back and Ilya going through psychological horrors beyond our comprehension

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The Soldiers | The Seekers | The Schemers

fatmasc

Sometimes ur fat bc u were born that way. Ur parents are fat, ur cousins are fat, u always have been fat.

And sometimes, you become fat. Something happened (puberty, change in diet, change in ability, anything) and someone who was once skinny is now fat. This doesnt make you a failure. It just means ur fat now. Its okay. You didnt do something wrong.

No matter how you are fat, its okay to be fat

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That anything also includes trauma and stressors.

stupidestasshole

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

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Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

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Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

everyfandompossible

If Stratt and Grace ever got to meet again, or at least speak again

Grace would say “I understand”

Not “I forgive you”

Because he doesn’t

And Stratt would say “I miss you”

Not “I’m sorry”

Because she isn’t

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