Goth Moth

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

is the hot dog vendor on a horse?

and if the horse is running at 80km/h and Functionally Suicidal Stacy is traveling is traveling in the opposite direction on a train at 100mph, which one will be able to finish reading their copy of "Roadside Picnic" by Arkady & Boris Strugatsky and accurately interpret its anticapitalist themes first?

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

I've never met someone who disliked me for the right reasons. Only I know why you should dislike me and you're wrong

Hey I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent reason someone could be desperately searching for muppet hole. Muppet hole is a normal thing to want

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

not being attracted to men in fandom is really isolating sometimes

Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

guys i think this shakespeare dude might be kinda good at writing. do people know about this