bubblebut.t

It is very important to me that #myshane, when he’s still playing for montreal, will have a stretch of time that he’s just really off his game for no discernible reason. And after one particularly shitty game, someone—either a reporter or a WAG or just somebody—will jokingly say to him something along the lines of “must be off your game because mercury’s in retrograde”. And #myshane will be like, wait what? what are you talking about? and then, because there is something out there hindering his hockey performance, he’ll try and get to the bottom of it and then it just spirals and all of a sudden he’s putting crystals in the locker room to ward off negative energies and he’s adjusting his game depending on the placements of all the planets. He’s trying to power up his third eye chakra to give him an edge on the ice and becoming even more of a monster on the ice than he already is. He’ll be back on his game, absolutely crushing it in never before seen ways, and when someone asks about it he just responds something like:

perhaps, even, something to think about,,,

beta!allmight who, despite biologically being unable to, keeps trying to bitch alpha!endeavour

i get so emotional every time i think about fanfic culture. it's just so beautiful that people are writing and anonymously posting these thousand-word stories about characters we all love and not even getting any money or public fame from it. it's literally just for the love of the game.

ilya and cliff are the matt damon and ben affleck of #my gc universe. there are whole insta pages and twitter accounts dedicated to finding pictures of them engaging in the most overtly homoerotic bullshit known to man (it's not difficult. there's a lot) and quotes from interviews where they wax poetic about each other like "he's the greatest man i've ever known and my best friend. i'll love him for the rest of my life."