i finally got around to remaking! like this post and i'll refollow you on my new blog

I'm literally so normal. People often come up to me on the street and say "wow, you're so normal it's incredible, how can I become as normal as you?" And I say "I'm sorry I cannot help you, it simply comes naturally to me, I don't even have to try" and they walk away disappointed. And my normal heart aches for them

it is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink

y'all there's something wrong with my pen

Ah, please don’t fret so much, Master Dialga… even your siblings, Palkia and Girlbossia, are no threat to our continued survival

* GIRATINA

EDIT POST. EDIT POST. EDIT POST. EDI

"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever

•_•_• ← freak of nature (when he looks up at the sky there are twice as many stars as usual)

btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros