The title of my blog is a secret.

Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.

Omg I hit the reblog button so fast

i feel this on a spiritual level.

🤔🤔 I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything

or Pink Ladies

Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.

Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.

Granny Smiths are a crock of shit

YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE

fuji apples tho

Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else. I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)

PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS

You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples

All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.

BRAEBURN OR NOTHING

Royal Gala or go home

HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried

Things are heating up in the apple Fandom.

The Smiths are literally the only apples worth eating.

Granny Smiths are the bomb

Apples are just the best fruits in general

okay but ~fuji~

no no no its jazz or nothing.

why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

I will not be celebrating Jesus’ weenie.

or Or OR YOU COULD JUST TAKE OFF THE FUCKING LID YOU INBRED

No way this was 6 seconds

UNLEASH THE WRIST STRAP TO RELEASE THE HYPE

name one fucking difference between wii sports tennis and real tennis you piece of shit

running?

shut the fuck up i don’t have to listen to this