I Fell Into Your Eyes

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

The car is being repossessed

they're trying to stop that from happening I think

This is so cute omg my heart is going vrooom vroroooooom

like all lapsed catholics i don’t actually believe in hell unless it’s for comedic purposes

official boob post

It's so messed up that Coca Cola is one of the quintessential symbols of the US globally, a drink sold across the world and known for being refreshing and delicious, but if you actually go to the US and drink it, it tastes like ass.