🍄Bruja🌾

so now it’s gonna be

@bruja1837: mainly reblogs and random stuff for fun

@nighttime-radio: a story blog featuring an undocumented radio host telling stories and taking calls from their station within the void (been thinking of adding some drawn responses. Idk sounds fun)

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

So he drags his oldest to the location, pricks their finger and... Nothing happens. After some investigation it turns out the curse can tell Junior isn't actually his firstborn.

At first he's like, "wtf do you mean they aren't my first kid, I would know!"

...but then he remembers how much of a manwhore he is and has to go on an adventure to find his illegitimate child.

Mobei Jun sits Luo Bingge down and is like, "I can put up with your hoard of concubines but I'm tired of waiting for an official wedding party- and you haven't even been to see your daughter once!

Luo Binghe: What.

MBJ: I understand you're busy but her 100 days is next week and I expect you to be there.

Luo Bingge: You were pregnant?

MBJ: ...I knew you weren't reading my missives.

LBG: You can get pregnant??

MBJ: We need marriage counseling ASAP or I will divorce your ass.

Me when I’m so cute and sweet and innocent and loveable 😇